YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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