Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
