dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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