Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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