I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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