But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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