His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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