Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize