"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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