Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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