dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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