ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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