Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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