have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
