lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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