i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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