Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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