We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
one might say we're banned from that church
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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