I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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