Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
and she was petting her beer can
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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