im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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