she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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