Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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