Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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