Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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