I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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