a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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