Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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