he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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