I wish I could punch you in the face.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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