I wish I only lived at night.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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