When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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