I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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