We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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