My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Who died my cat blue again?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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