i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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