Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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