He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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