the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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