clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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