we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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