quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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