Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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