just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Actions speak louder than pants.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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