im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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