dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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