I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
