I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
