I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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