And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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