You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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