All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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