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(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

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(248): View more from Michigan

The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.

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(219): View more from Indiana

She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

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(650): View more from California

If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time

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(630): View more from Illinois

If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Just make sure you put pants on

(1-937): View more from Ohio

....then im not going

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