Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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