id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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