There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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